Thread: Collection of Jokes Heehhuuhahhaha

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Ek din Hum jayega Rakshi Bhatti bhitra Pasecha...Ek glass Swatta Parey Pachi Thulo Sorma Sodhecha ''Bujhyooooooo''...Bhatti ko sab matthu haru '' Bujhena''...Humjayega Kehi nabhani Phutta Bahira Niskecha...Sabai Jana Chakka.....Dui Din Baad Pheri Humjayega Tyasari nai Ayera Ek Glass Swatta Parera Sodhecha''Bujhyooooo''...

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Humjayega ko First Dating....Mall Road ko Chair ma Humjayega ra Usko Grlfren Chaw ma Baseko...Dui jana nai Laaj le bhutukka....Kura Suru nai Bhako Chaina...Lagbhag Adha Ghanta Jati baatai Bhayena....Ek chin Pachi Aatai Garera Humjayega Bolu Bhanda...taaa......Padhipathayecha...''T<wbr>uuttt tttttt''...Keti hasu bhanda ta Us...ko pani Naak bata singaney Phkunda Nikllech''Pwatttttt''....Humjayega ley pani Naak ko Phakunda Futayidiyecha ra Bhanecha '' Draw Bhayo La''!

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Humjayega bought a new fone. He did not knw hw 2 send sms and all he knew nly to recive da cl
one day he wanted to send sms. He took the fone and showed 2 a lerned boy and told
"A BHAI MERO SMS LEKHDEW NA MERO TA HANDWRITING NAI RAMRO CHAINA"

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>(CONTD.....of Part I).......~Budi Bichara pheri Omlet banayi diyecha....
Dherai Din pachi Yasari nai Humjayega lay Bhanecha-'' Aeeeee Anda Bana ta'' ...Budi Asti Gali Khako...aju chai K garda Rahecha Bhanera ...Auta Anda chai Boiled ra Arko Anda Chai Omlet Banayera Dui wata Anda Nai Lyayera Diyecha....Humjayega Chakka... Pardai Bhanecha-''Yo Kayy Gareko taile huh''
Budi-'' Anta Sir ko Mood kay khane cha cha ...Hamilai thaha hunna...Aba Je khaye pani Bhayo ni''
Humjayega Ek chin Chup Lagecha ....Tara Lageko Bani....Bhanecha-'' Garnu ta Taile ramro garis ki budi...tara taile galti ta gari ta halchas''
Budi-'' K bhayo ni Abo Pheri''
Humjayega-'' k hunu....!Boiled Garnu Parne Anda Chai Omlet Banayechas...Omlet Banaunu parney chai Boiled Garidiyechassss''!

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Humjayega Ekdamai Gangane Buda....Budi lai sano sano Kura ma Gali Garne Bani.....Budi pani Hum dekhi wakka dikka...Yastai Hunda Ek din Humjeyega le bhanecha-'' Aeeeeee..Malai Anda Banayera Ley...''
Budi ley pani Majjale Omlet banayikina lyaidiyecha.
Humjayega(Gali gardai)-'' Tero dimag chaina...Boiled anda Bhaneko ta Oml...et banayera Moris !''..Bichara Budi..feri Arko Boiled anda Banyidiyecha..
Kati Din baad Pheri Hum Jayega lay Anda Khane Rahar Garecha ra Budi pani Asti ko Galti Samjhera Boiled Anda Lagera Diyecha..
HumJayega(Rakkkindaii)-''yasko ta Dhanga Herana...Aju Kastooo Omlet khanu man pari rako belama Boiled Anda Diyera moris!''
Budi Bichara......>(Contd...Part II)

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Ekdin euta murkha manche bora ma alu vokera ghar farkindai gareko huncha..bato ma tesle humjayega lai vetcha ra sodhcha....a humjayega maile borama k bokeko chu vanta,vanis vane bora ko jammai alu tolai dinchu...HUMJAYEGA-ummm...baigun

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HUmjayega ek time maa kolkatta jaanu jalpaiguri pugecha re ho anta tyahaa goyera rail chadchu vanecha.....humjayega le kaile rail dekheko thiyena re ho tyai vayera euta vaiya lai rail kasto huncha vanera sodhecha, vaiyale ni rail kalo huncha....maathi bata puraa dhuwaa niklincha; muni bata tararara paani chuhincha vane...

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Darjeeling Municipality ko Toilet ma Humjayega Cleaning gardai thiyecha....Garda gardai kaso kaso usko Jhadu nai Tank ma dubecha..Humjayega Sad...Gala ma haath layera basecha....Nabhandai Yellow T Shirt layera Gu_devta Swatta bahira niklecha ra bhanecha-''K bhayo bhai...Any problem''
HJ-''Hernos na Bhagwan,Mero autai g...ari khane bhado Jhadu pani yaha dubyo..meroma naya jhadu kinne paisa pani chaina..Ma k Garnu..?''
Devta Swatta Tank ma pasecha ra Auta Golden Jhadu Nikallera sodhecha-'' Yo ho?''
HJ-''Hoina bhagwan ..mero yasto suun ko jhadu ka hunu''
Devta[Rissidai)-''Ae paji...Yo terai jhadu ho..gu ma dubera golden bhako...dhuyera chala''

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Siliguri syndicate ma Humajayega ....Auta Manche Lyapaks bhayera ladirako huncha....Police ayera Humjayega lai sodhcha
'' isko kya hua Hai?''
Humjayega.-''Sir, yeh Mata Hai''
Police-''Yeh kyu mata Hai''
Humjayega-''Kyuki ye Pita Hai''!